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• "Say it, don't spray it!"
  
• "It seems strange to meet computer geeks who're still primarily running Windows... as if they were still cooking on a wood stove or something." - mbp
  
• "Perl is executable line noise, Python is executable pseudo-code."
  
• "Heck, I'm having a hard time imagining the DOM as civilized!" -- Fred L. Drake, Jr.
  
• Good fortune in love, as well as a better position.
  
• Some men are discovered; others are found out.
  
• Words must be weighed, not counted.
  
• By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
  
• If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!
  
• Your present plans will be successful.
  
• He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
  
• You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
  
• Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
  
• Words are the voice of the heart.
  
• Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
  
• A king's castle is his home.
  
• Advancement in position.
  
• You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
  
• You will be surrounded by luxury.
  
• He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
  
• The universe is laughing behind your back.
  
• The best prophet of the future is the past.
  
• It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
  
• Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
  
• Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
  
• Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
  
• Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
  
• Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
  
• Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
  
• You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
  
• You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
  
• Many pages make a thick book.
  
• Every purchase has its price.
  
• You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
  
• Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
  
• You will be surprised by a loud noise.
  
• You will be married within a year.
  
• You will have long and healthy life.
  
• You will step on the soil of many countries.
  
• Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
  
• Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
  
• You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
  
• He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
  
• You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
  
• Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
  
• The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
  
• Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
  
• If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
  
• You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
  
• Economy makes men independent.
  
• You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
  
• The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
  
• Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
  
• A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
  
• A good memory does not equal pale ink.
  
• Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
  
• You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
  
• You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
  
• You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
  
• How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
  
• Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
  
• It's later than you think.
  
• Your lover will never wish to leave you.
  
• You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
  
• You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
  
• Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
  
• Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
  
• It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things.
  
• You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
  
• Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
  
• Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
  
• Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
  
• Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
  
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
  
• The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
  
• You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
  
• Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
  
• Everybody ought to have a friend.
  
• Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
  
• Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
  
• You love peace.
  
• It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
  
• You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
  
• Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
  
• Preserve the old, but know the new.
  
• You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
  
• You have been selected for a secret mission.
  
• You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
  
• Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
  
• Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
  
• To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
  
• You will be successful in love.
  
• Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
  
• Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
  
• He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
  
• Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
  
• There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
  
• Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
  
• Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
  
• The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
  
• You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
  
• You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
  
• You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
  
• As goatheard learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
  
• You will be awarded some great honor.
  
• One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
  
• It is better to wear out than to rust out.
  
• Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
  
• If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
  
• Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
  
• You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
  
• You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
  
• It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
  
• You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
  
• You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
  
• When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
  
• The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
  
• It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
  
• You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
  
• How you look depends on where you go.
  
• A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
  
• Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
  
• Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
  
• A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
  
• Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
  
• Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
  
• You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
  
• Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
  
• Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
  
• People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
  
• Make a wish, it might come true.
  
• A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
  
• Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
  
• Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
  
• Courage is your greatest present need.
  
• Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
  
• It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
  
• A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
  
• Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
  
• You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
  
• You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
  
• Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
  
• Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection.
  
• There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
  
• You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
  
• The time is right to make new friends.
  
• You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
  
• You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
  
• You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
  
• You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
  
• He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
  
• Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
  
• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
  
• To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
  
• You have an unusual equpment for success. Be sure to use if properly.
  
• Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
  
• You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
  
• His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
  
• Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
  
• You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
  
• You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
  
• Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
  
• You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
  
• Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
  
• You are going to have a new love affair.
  
• Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
  
• Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
  
• With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
  
• His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
  
• If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
  
• A well-known friend is a treasure.
  
• Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
  
• You enjoy the company of other people.
  
• Put your trust in those who are worthy.
  
• Someone is speaking well of you.
  
• He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
  
• Your domestic life may be harmonious.
  
• True happiness will be found only in true love.
  
• You have no real enemies.
  
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• Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!